Extra late night reading and blogging doesn’t mix well and thus caused some confusion. I misread a portion of the article. My mistake.

I must admit though, I’m not alone in my original late-night interpretation. I was directed to Newman’s article from the Founders Ministries blog, where Dr. Tom Ascole wrote…

“In this Associated Baptist Press article, Beth Newman, Professor of Theology and Ethics at the Baptist Theological Seminary at Richmond, VA advocates the use of confetti-spewing firetruck baptistries for children.

Curiouser and curiouser….”